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Thursday, March 13th, 2014 | Video
Heini posted this on my wall.
Heini posted this on my wall.
Heini posted this on my wall.
This could well be a lot less funny to people who haven’t worked in a design agency. But I nearly fell of my chair laughing at the Santa brand book.
Earlier this month we were lucky to have Kate Smurthwaite visit us to present her show The News at Kate: My Professional Opinion. She is a comedian but also does a lot of work with women’s rights and generally telling stupid people that they are stupid.
Here is a good clip of her doing that on The Big Questions:
Her event was really entertaining and I highly recommend going to see Kate’s show if you get the chance.
Back in May I read I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan. It was well worth a read and so James recommended I listen to the audiobook as well.
I was good, but not amazing. Steve Coogan did a good job of providing the Partridge voice for so many hours (though his normally voice is very similar anyway) but I would have liked it to be even more annoying. It’s not quite the emotionally-charged whining that I remember from the TV show.
From time to time, I want to quickly find my favourite That Mitchell & Webb Sound sketch, but there doesn’t seem to be an index of them. So, I’ve done one, for series one at least.
Episode 1
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | Bit of ham on your face |
02:33 | Sex scenes with people yelling “now we know!” |
05:12 | Radio 4 “Sciencey stuff” |
08:30 | Grand piano busker |
09:12 | Wedding vows |
11:11 | Bookshop in someone’s house |
12:39 | Pit ponies |
14:27 | Ross Kemp as Gandi |
14:50 | Hairdressers Sans Frontières |
16:45 | Snooker commentators |
18:15 | Advert for “The Word Master” |
19:00 | Touching Cloth dry cleaning business |
22:11 | Guy who has a band |
24:12 | Party invites: Scooby Gang |
Episode 2
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | The Ring dinner party conversation |
02:29 | Imagine That: baked potato |
05:21 | Flightless birds on an island (dodos) |
07:35 | Radio Switzerland |
09:37 | Hospital announcement: fire |
10:02 | Jason: Make Over City (shopping for socks and a bag) |
12:02 | Snooker commentators: nutty earnest, gold fish |
12:57 | Blokes doing Sex and the City |
15:28 | Hospital announcement: Bomb |
15:50 | Introduction to voodoo |
17:34 | Nice man: park bench |
19:18 | Bad writers: medical drama |
21:14 | Break up advice (planting the crack) |
23:29 | Hospital announcement: dead woman in toilets |
23:39 | Party invites: Bond |
Episode 3
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | Heaven is only for the Amish |
02:42 | Big Talk: Aids pandemic |
04:27 | Castrati (Sopranos parody) |
05:51 | Jason: Sell that house to them |
08:50 | Call centre staffed by children |
10:50 | Rabbit news night |
11:40 | Ignore charity appeals, and buy stuff |
12:38 | Charge of the Light Brigade reading |
13:35 | Welcome to Hufflepuff |
15:59 | Environment – how much stuff can we keep? |
19:00 | Kipling reading, “If” |
19:45 | Jungle book, Mowgli’s parent’s night |
21:37 | Nick Hornby parody |
22:29 | Queen Victoria radio address |
23:23 | Party invites: Hitler |
Episode 4
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | Nature Notes: bird song |
03:02 | Direct credit pensions |
04:09 | Spy who works at vehicle licensing centre in Swansea |
05:39 | Road rescue helpline for broken down car |
06:53 | Downloaded the whole internet |
09:24 | Snooker commentator: drinking during inteval |
10:39 | No hot water in a hotel |
11:27 | Jason: Crap in the loft |
14:30 | Golden anniversary island |
15:00 | Lessons from 18th century France |
17:50 | Sold your novel |
18:38 | Big Talk: is there a god? |
20:06 | Nice doctor |
21:26 | Fishing for cats |
23:53 | Returning jeans because she is too fat |
25:36 | Party invites: Ghandi |
Episode 5
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | Increase in MPs salaries |
02:16 | The Late One: reads letter, sings Gold Finger |
04:00 | Drinks: chat up beer, pity beer |
06:19 | Total pants rap song |
07:39 | Exciting Adventures of Sir Digby Casear Salad |
09:42 | Snooker commentators: Lager is more fizzy |
10:46 | Tram crash safety campaign |
12:37 | The Late One: Domestic violence |
14:26 | Correspondance golf |
17:15 | Life insurance for old people |
18:47 | Writers: spy drama |
20:35 | What do you really think? (Minister’s interview) |
21:29 | The Late One: Lonely, Hilter |
23:00 | Global warming, cold in my flat |
24:00 | Party invites: Darth Vader |
Episode 6
Time | Sketch |
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00:24 | Shooting take away pizza menu deliverers, Stalin, Hilter |
03:12 | We meet years ago, I’ve written you a song |
05:03 | Porn on 4: Radio 4 review show |
06:17 | Drama about how horrible war is |
08:22 | Jason: Where it is, where it is, where it is |
11:31 | Fisherman catching all the fish |
12:04 | Snooker commentators: Shandy |
13:23 | Splitting a restaurant bill |
14:30 | Posh actor footballers |
16:01 | Ignore BBC3 |
16:19 | Harold Wilson impersonator |
16:41 | Phone call from Mike’s mugger |
18:54 | Can’t remember the word “horse” |
20:19 | 57% of people say interest rates have gone up |
21:29 | Red flags in front of cars |
21:51 | Birthday party at a strip club (the crack) |
23:18 | Round table: I could have written your book |
23:37 | Party invites: Oscar Wilde |
Peep Show is a brilliant show. That Mitchell & Webb look is a great sketch show too. But in my opinion, the best work they have ever done, isn’t any of the material they are famous for.
For me, the best work they have ever done is actually their Radio 4 series – That Mitchell & Webb Sound. It must have been popular (for Radio 4 at least) as it ran for four series, and each one of them was brilliant.
Highly recommended.
On Thursday, it was Leeds City Toastmasters “humorously speaking” competition. The club holds biannual competitions, one in the spring for motivational speeches and this one, for comedic ones – these then advance to the area competition and then continue moving on and up from there.
We started the evening meeting at Nawaab, an Indian restaurant on Wellington Street. It was good value at £11 for a three course meal, but my stomach certainly wasn’t too happy with what I put in it and the desserts were straight out of the freezer – packaging included and no time to thaw.
We made it to the competition just in time and I certainly didn’t fancy my chances – all three of the other speakers who had entered the contest were senior members of the club, one a former area governor who regularly speaks from the advanced manuals.
Somehow, I turned up with the victory though and now move onto the area competition in a few weeks!
Given that we saw Alan’s book, Bouncing Back, get pulped due to low sales, it would seem somewhat ironic that his recent book, “I, Partridge” doesn’t seem to be doing too well either – originally priced at £20, I picked my copy up for £3.99. Admittedly, that was on Kindle, but the book shop round the corner has the hardback for £6.
I don’t know why. This is one of the best books I have read recently. I couldn’t put it down – having purchased it one Sunday morning I had read from start to finish by the end of the day.
Presenting a vivid depiction of Alan’s life, often weaving in and out of the TV show, the book reads like you’re in conversation with him – and it works brilliantly. Not to mention his description of a fleeing Dave Clifton probably being the funniest simile you will ever read.
Ironically, as I only started reading it because Elina was keeping me awake by playing Scrabble on her laptop. But ten minutes after she had started playing the site went down for maintenance, so needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Recently, BBC Three began showing World Series of Dating. It’s a trash TV as it sounds – there are four booths each with a different girl in it, and male constants come on and attempt to date them for as long as possible – if the girl gets bored she will hit the buzzer in the middle of the table and that constant will be out.
Despite it’s lack of any intellectual value however, I’ve found myself strangely addicted. Perhaps because it got me through a long night of illness when there was nothing else on at 5am in the morning and I now associate warm memories with it, but it’s actually intriguing for some reason.
However, I think I’ve figured out the reason why. There is a fine line between “doesn’t take itself too seriously” trash TV and incredibly clever parody, and I now suspect that the show lies slightly past said line.
I could have accepted the fact that one of the girls on the show is called Bambi – it’s a silly name but the reality of our modern society is that it is entirely plausible that someone would call their child that. And if someone did, they would almost certainly wear too much fake tan and end up being on a show like World Series of Dating, so that doesn’t strike me as contrived.
However, given the constant references to this being the British version of the show, something didn’t really fit there. It didn’t seem like a show that would be popular with the American market and a quick Google search confirmed that the show is an entirely original creation here in Britain.
That means that Rob Riggle never presented the US version of WSOD, nor did Bentley Kalu ever referee it. Indeed, Poppy Weathers isn’t even a real person, she is played by Thaila Zucchi, an actor who I’ve never heard of because her acting consisted of an appearance on Big Brother 8 as fake house mate, a show which I stopped watching after it ran out of original ideas (ie, I didn’t watch the second series onwards).
Having these fake back stories and fictional hosts, takes it over the line from comedic trash television to clever parody – and that’s why it’s OK for me to enjoy it 😉 . We can safely take the high ground pointing out to those who claim it’s intellectually defunct that “they simply don’t get it.”
Last week, Channel 4 broadcast a one off 30 minute comedy by Ricky Gervais entitled “Derek”.
I only heard about the controversy in passing before the show, with some people claiming that it was mocking people with learning difficulties. How you make that decision before you’ve even watched it I’m not sure quite sure, though I suppose you could base it, albeit badly, on the short trailers that Channel 4 had been broadcasting.
In the end, I didn’t find it offensive at all. Or funny really. Karl Pilkington had a few good lines in there but overall, it was reasonably humour free. It was however, incredibly moving. Well worth a watch.