The 2013 NFL Draft starts tonight! Prior to the actual draft, a number of people produce a mock draft, showing their predictions as to what teams will draft what players, including Kiper, Scouts Inc and ESPN bloggers.
While I won’t claim to be an expert in NFL drafting, I have produced a mock of my own, showing what would happen if franchises were allowed to draft Chuck Norris. Obviously, being Chuck Norris he would be able to play every position, for all teams simultaneously, and thus this has been reflected in the mock.
| Team | Round | Position | Overall | Pick |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kansas City Chiefs | 1 | 1 | 1 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 1 | 2 | 2 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders | 1 | 3 | 3 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 1 | 4 | 4 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 1 | 5 | 5 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns | 1 | 6 | 6 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 1 | 7 | 7 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 1 | 8 | 8 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 1 | 9 | 9 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 1 | 10 | 10 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 1 | 11 | 11 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 1 | 12 | 12 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets (via TB) | 1 | 13 | 13 | Chuck Norris |
| Carolina Panthers | 1 | 14 | 14 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints | 1 | 15 | 15 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 1 | 16 | 16 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 1 | 17 | 17 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 1 | 18 | 18 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 1 | 19 | 19 | Chuck Norris |
| Chicago Bears | 1 | 20 | 20 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 1 | 21 | 21 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams (via WAS) | 1 | 22 | 22 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 1 | 23 | 23 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 1 | 24 | 24 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings (via SEA) | 1 | 25 | 25 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 1 | 26 | 26 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 1 | 27 | 27 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 1 | 28 | 28 | Chuck Norris |
| New England Patriots | 1 | 29 | 29 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 1 | 30 | 30 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 1 | 31 | 31 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 1 | 32 | 32 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 2 | 1 | 33 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers (via KC) | 2 | 2 | 34 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 2 | 3 | 35 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 2 | 4 | 36 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals (via OAK) | 2 | 5 | 37 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 2 | 6 | 38 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns (Supplemental Draft) | 2 | — | — | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 2 | 7 | 39 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 2 | 8 | 40 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 2 | 9 | 41 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 2 | 10 | 42 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 2 | 11 | 43 | Chuck Norris |
| Carolina Panthers | 2 | 12 | 44 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints (forfeited) | 2 | — | — | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 2 | 13 | 45 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 2 | 14 | 46 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 2 | 15 | 47 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 2 | 16 | 48 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 2 | 17 | 49 | Chuck Norris |
| Chicago Bears | 2 | 18 | 50 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 2 | 19 | 51 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 2 | 20 | 52 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 2 | 21 | 53 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins (via IND) | 2 | 22 | 54 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 2 | 23 | 55 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 2 | 24 | 56 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 2 | 25 | 57 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 2 | 26 | 58 | Chuck Norris |
| New England Patriots | 2 | 27 | 59 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 2 | 28 | 60 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 2 | 29 | 61 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 2 | 30 | 62 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 3 | 1 | 63 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 3 | 2 | 64 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 3 | 3 | 65 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders | 3 | 4 | 66 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 3 | 5 | 67 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns | 3 | 6 | 68 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 3 | 7 | 69 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 3 | 8 | 70 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 3 | 9 | 71 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 3 | 10 | 72 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 3 | 11 | 73 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers (via CAR) | 3 | 12 | 74 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints | 3 | 13 | 75 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 3 | 14 | 76 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 3 | 15 | 77 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 3 | 16 | 78 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 3 | 17 | 79 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 3 | 18 | 80 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 3 | 19 | 81 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins (via CHI) | 3 | 20 | 82 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 3 | 21 | 83 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 3 | 22 | 84 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 3 | 23 | 85 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 3 | 24 | 86 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 3 | 25 | 87 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 3 | 26 | 88 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 3 | 27 | 89 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 3 | 28 | 90 | Chuck Norris |
| New England Patriots | 3 | 29 | 91 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 3 | 30 | 92 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 3 | 31 | 93 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 3 | 32 | 94 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 3 | 33 | 95 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 3 | 34 | 96 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 3 | 35 | 97 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 4 | 1 | 98 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | 2 | 99 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders | 4 | 3 | 100 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 4 | 4 | 101 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings (via DET) | 4 | 5 | 102 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 4 | 6 | 103 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns | 4 | 7 | 104 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 4 | 8 | 105 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 4 | 9 | 106 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 4 | 10 | 107 | Chuck Norris |
| Carolina Panthers | 4 | 11 | 108 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints | 4 | 12 | 109 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 4 | 13 | 110 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 4 | 14 | 111 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 | 15 | 112 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 4 | 16 | 113 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 4 | 17 | 114 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 | 18 | 115 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 4 | 19 | 116 | Chuck Norris |
| Chicago Bears | 4 | 20 | 117 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | 21 | 118 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 4 | 22 | 119 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 4 | 23 | 120 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 4 | 24 | 121 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 4 | 25 | 122 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 4 | 26 | 123 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 4 | 27 | 124 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 4 | 28 | 125 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers (via NE) | 4 | 29 | 126 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 4 | 30 | 127 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 4 | 31 | 128 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 4 | 32 | 129 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 4 | 33 | 130 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 4 | 34 | 131 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 4 | 35 | 132 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 4 | 36 | 133 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 5 | 1 | 134 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 5 | 2 | 135 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 5 | 3 | 136 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 5 | 4 | 137 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks (via OAK) | 5 | 5 | 138 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns | 5 | 6 | 139 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 5 | 7 | 140 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 5 | 8 | 141 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 5 | 9 | 142 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 5 | 10 | 143 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints | 5 | 11 | 144 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 5 | 12 | 145 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 5 | 13 | 146 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 5 | 14 | 147 | Chuck Norris |
| Carolina Panthers | 5 | 15 | 148 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 5 | 16 | 149 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 5 | 17 | 150 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 5 | 18 | 151 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 5 | 19 | 152 | Chuck Norris |
| Chicago Bears | 5 | 20 | 153 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 5 | 21 | 154 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 5 | 22 | 155 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 5 | 23 | 156 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers (via IND) | 5 | 24 | 157 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 5 | 25 | 158 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 5 | 26 | 159 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 5 | 27 | 160 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 5 | 28 | 161 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins (via NE) | 5 | 29 | 162 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 5 | 30 | 163 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns (via SF) | 5 | 31 | 164 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 5 | 32 | 165 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 5 | 33 | 166 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 5 | 34 | 167 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 5 | 35 | 168 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 6 | 1 | 169 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 6 | 2 | 170 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 6 | 3 | 171 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders | 6 | 4 | 172 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers (from CLE, via PHI) | 6 | 5 | 173 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals | 6 | 6 | 174 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns | 6 | 7 | 175 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders (from ARI, via MIN, TEN) | 6 | 8 | 176 | Chuck Norris |
| Buffalo Bills | 6 | 9 | 177 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 6 | 10 | 178 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 6 | 11 | 179 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers (via MIA) | 6 | 12 | 180 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 6 | 13 | 181 | Chuck Norris |
| Carolina Panthers | 6 | 14 | 182 | Chuck Norris |
| New Orleans Saints | 6 | 15 | 183 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 6 | 16 | 184 | Chuck Norris |
| Dallas Cowboys | 6 | 17 | 185 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 | 18 | 186 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 6 | 19 | 187 | Chuck Norris |
| Chicago Bears | 6 | 20 | 188 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 6 | 21 | 189 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 6 | 22 | 190 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 6 | 23 | 191 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 6 | 24 | 192 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 6 | 25 | 193 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 6 | 26 | 194 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 6 | 27 | 195 | Chuck Norris |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from PHI via DEN) | 6 | 28 | 196 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals (via NE) | 6 | 29 | 197 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 6 | 30 | 198 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens (via SF) | 6 | 31 | 199 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 6 | 32 | 200 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 6 | 33 | 201 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 6 | 34 | 202 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 6 | 35 | 203 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 6 | 36 | 204 | Chuck Norris |
| Oakland Raiders | 6 | 37 | 205 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 | 38 | 206 | Chuck Norris |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 7 | 1 | 207 | Chuck Norris |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 7 | 2 | 208 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals (via OAK) | 7 | 3 | 209 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 7 | 4 | 210 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 7 | 5 | 211 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles (via CLE) | 7 | 6 | 212 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings (via ARI) | 7 | 7 | 213 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings (via BUF/SEA) | 7 | 8 | 214 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Jets | 7 | 9 | 215 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 7 | 10 | 216 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 7 | 11 | 217 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles (via TB) | 7 | 12 | 218 | Chuck Norris |
| Arizona Cardinals (via OAK) | 7 | 13 | 219 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks (via NO) | 7 | 14 | 220 | Chuck Norris |
| San Diego Chargers | 7 | 15 | 221 | Chuck Norris |
| St. Louis Rams | 7 | 16 | 222 | Chuck Norris |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 7 | 17 | 223 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins (via DAL) | 7 | 18 | 224 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 7 | 19 | 225 | Chuck Norris |
| New England Patriots (via CHI/TB) | 7 | 20 | 226 | Chuck Norris |
| Cleveland Browns (via SF) | 7 | 21 | 227 | Chuck Norris |
| Washington Redskins | 7 | 22 | 228 | Chuck Norris |
| Minnesota Vikings | 7 | 23 | 229 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 7 | 24 | 230 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 7 | 25 | 231 | Chuck Norris |
| Green Bay Packers | 7 | 26 | 232 | Chuck Norris |
| Houston Texans | 7 | 27 | 233 | Chuck Norris |
| Denver Broncos | 7 | 28 | 234 | Chuck Norris |
| New England Patriots | 7 | 29 | 235 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 7 | 30 | 236 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 7 | 31 | 237 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 7 | 32 | 238 | Chuck Norris |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 7 | 33 | 239 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 7 | 34 | 240 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 7 | 35 | 241 | Chuck Norris |
| Seattle Seahawks | 7 | 36 | 242 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 7 | 37 | 243 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 7 | 38 | 244 | Chuck Norris |
| Detroit Lions | 7 | 39 | 245 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 7 | 40 | 246 | Chuck Norris |
| Baltimore Ravens | 7 | 41 | 247 | Chuck Norris |
| Tennessee Titans | 7 | 42 | 248 | Chuck Norris |
| Atlanta Falcons | 7 | 43 | 249 | Chuck Norris |
| Miami Dolphins | 7 | 44 | 250 | Chuck Norris |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 7 | 45 | 251 | Chuck Norris |
| San Francisco 49ers | 7 | 46 | 252 | Chuck Norris |
| New York Giants | 7 | 47 | 253 | Chuck Norris |
| Indianapolis Colts | 7 | 48 | 254 | Chuck Norris |
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