I’ll let the guide to prison slang speak for itself…
“Howard’s Arse” means “Prison”
“One nil at half time” means “Food”
“Woggy coconuts” means “air breaks”
“Gazza” is a “gas coin”, used as currency for cigarettes.
“Plank sanction” is a one-for-one fag exchange.
“Sue my chin” means give us a fag, I’ll give you two next week.
“Buff my pylon” – give us a fag, you owe me two, so I’m letting you off the other one.
“Don’t buff my pylon” – switch over the telly.
And lastly, very important this one:
“Portillo” means “Look out behind you”
Learn the language, better communication.
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