The Onion is brilliant
Friday, September 1st, 2006 | Life
I really love The Onion. Mainly the opinions or American Voices as I think it’s called.
Regarding the Vatican condeming the new stem cell research which doesn’t destroy the embryos (so called ehtical stem cell research) one of the resonses was…
“I wish, time and time again, that the Vatican were not composed of the foremost scientists on embryonic research in the world. This makes it very difficult for anyone to argue a case against them, and we are repeatedly left at an impasse.”
Regarding the congresswoman who said the seperation of church and state is “a lie”…
“What kind of lie is ‘separation of church and state?’ A ‘the check is in the mail’ kind of lie, or a ‘the world was created in seven days and dinosaurs never existed’ kind of lie?”
On the new series of Survivor that is going to feature racially segregated islands…
“This is an affront to a civilized society. I mean, another damn season of Survivor?”
Anyway I’m going to stop quoting now and let you have your own read. It’s well worth a click.
I really love The Onion. Mainly the opinions or American Voices as I think it’s called.
Regarding the Vatican condeming the new stem cell research which doesn’t destroy the embryos (so called ehtical stem cell research) one of the resonses was…
“I wish, time and time again, that the Vatican were not composed of the foremost scientists on embryonic research in the world. This makes it very difficult for anyone to argue a case against them, and we are repeatedly left at an impasse.”
Regarding the congresswoman who said the seperation of church and state is “a lie”…
“What kind of lie is ‘separation of church and state?’ A ‘the check is in the mail’ kind of lie, or a ‘the world was created in seven days and dinosaurs never existed’ kind of lie?”
On the new series of Survivor that is going to feature racially segregated islands…
“This is an affront to a civilized society. I mean, another damn season of Survivor?”
Anyway I’m going to stop quoting now and let you have your own read. It’s well worth a click.