I’m a bit strapped for cash at the moment, so you can imagine how excited I was when I received the following email.
Attn:
My name is Captain David Kelly, a Liberian soldier who served in the NATO force, that brought an end to era of late Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi.
In one of the raids I found the sum of USD13.5M stolen and hidden in a cave and I am writing to you to assist me in receiving the fund so that after my service I will come to your country for investment of the fund in any lucrative business of your choice.
Please, if this offer appeals to you do let me know, so that full information will be communicated to you More importantly, I suggest you keep this transaction with utmost confidentiality.
Sincerely,
Captain David Kelly
The question is though, how did I know he was legitimate? I thought it best to ask him.
Dear Captain Kelly,
That sounds too good to be true. How do I know you are legitimate?
Yours faithfully,
Rev Chris Worfolk
He emailed me back a week later to reassure me.
Dear Rev Chris Worfolk,
Thanks for taking time to understudy my email and for your response; in answer to the question about my legitimacy, I assure you that this is real and risk free.
I thought about leaving the money behind but changed my mind when I remembered that this was stolen money which probably was meant to sponsor terrorism. You will agree with me that the best option was to take the money and invest it into something positive.
Therefore, I solicit for your assistance so that you receive this fund and invest it on any profitable business of your choice and on our behalf.
If really you are interested please furnish me with the following details to enable me link you up with the security company where the fund was deposited by my personal aid.
FULL NAME:
MAILING ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:Waiting for your response.
Yours faithfully,
Captain David Kelly
Well, what a relief. He has assured me that he was real, and risk free! I emailed him back.
Dear Captain David Kelly,
Thank you for your response. I must confess I am most excited by the prospect. In a stroke of good fortune I received an email from my brother last week. He moved to America some years ago and is currently looking for investment to start a farm. What an ideal opportunity I thought to myself!
However, I am curious as to how the transfer would be made? And on what terms?
Look forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
Rev Chris Worfolk
He got back to me with full details.
Rev Chris Worfolk,
Again thanks for your email. It is a great opportunity for your brother if he can accept and invest this money in his proposed farm firm.
To effectively carry out this fund transfer, I have made a concrete arrangement for the security company where the fund was deposited as family treasure to effectively get the consignment to you or your brother without hitches.
The fund was concealed and deposited as family treasures to avoid attracting heavy taxes associated with such huge fund transaction. Upon successful movement of the fund to you, we will share it to the ration of 50-50% and have it jointly invested in your brother proposed farm firm, or what do you think?
Please write the security company with the following email address and inform them that you are the beneficiary of the deposited treasure and keep me updated with your communications with them.
Yours faithfully,
Captain David Kelly
I decided it was best to explain about my brother’s farm in full.
Dear Captain David Kelly,
Yes, I am most excited about the prospect. I don’t fully understand what he does, as I am a man of God rather than a man of science, but he believes he has found a way to breed miniature pigs so that they could be sold to restaurants who could serve the phone pig, dressed with head and all, to their customers.
Such an arrangement sounds more than fair. Very good thinking in depositing it as a family treasure. Do I need to supply the security company with any kind of reference or account number when I contact them?
Yours faithfully,
Rev Chris Worfolk
As it would happen, I didn’t need to give them a reference number or proof or identity, because they would just know who I am. Brilliant.
Dear Rev Chris Worfolk,
Thanks for your response, thought it took you quite some time to reply. Just write the security company and inform them that you were referred by me in respect of the consignment deposited with them in your name.
From there, they will furnish you with all the delivery details. I have hereby handed over the business of receiving the consignment to you on trust as I am not disposed to constant communication due to my work schedule.
I trust that you will handle this transaction effectively. Once again here is the Security Company’s detail:
ALPHA SECURITY SERVICES LTD UK
Email: alphasec.ukltd@yahoo.co.ukYours sincerely,
Captain David Kelly
All going well so far. So I sent the security company an email, explaining the situation.
To whom it may concern:
I was recently contacted by Captain David Kelly who has referred me to you, in order to help him move his family fortune out of Libya. He instructed me to write to you, and that you would furnish me with further details.
Yours faithfully,
Rev Chris Worfolk
They emailed me back a form to complete.
Attention: Rev Chris Worfolk
Please view our letter with regards to the consignment with us by Captain David Kelly of which you are the beneficiary.
We await your response with regards to our demands.
Yours faithfully,
Bernard David
Manager, Treasury Department
Alpha Security Services (UK) Ltd
I had a few questions though, which I responded with.
Dear Bernard,
First of all, let me thank you for all your hard work in assisting Captain David Kelly and myself so far.
Having recently spoke to Captain David Kelly, he informs me that he may be away for some time due to his hectic work schedule. I trust that this will not interfere with the process of transferring the consignment?
Now, the consignment is eventually destined to be invested in my brother’s farm. He runs a pig farm you see, and has managed to breed miniature pigs so that the whole animal may be presented to the customer, dressed of course, at a local restaurant he supplies.
To better illustrate, I have attached a picture I have drawn. Please do not laugh at its crudeness – I am the first one to admit that I am no artist, but I thought it would better help illustrate his business model.
Therefore, I wonder whether it would be best to have the consignment transferred straight to his address, or whether it is necessary for it to pass through my hands first? I will leave this to your advice, as you are after all the expert on such matters.
Yours faithfully,
Rev Chris Worfolk
Below is the picture I attached.
I presume they liked the picture, and emailed me back straight away.
Dear Rev Chris Worfolk,
This is to acknowledge receipt of your detailed email, however, I am sorry to inform you that all documentation on Captain David’s instructions have been registered in your name and it will take quite some time to reverse this documentations.
Please let us continue dealing directly with you to avoid deviating from our agreement with Captain David. Thank you.
Kindly furnish us with your direct telephone number for easier communication since we find out that it takes you more time to respond through email.
Find here attached the consignment’s certificate of deposit in your name.
All things being equal by Monday the delivery arrangements would have been concluded and delivery will commence.
Yours faithfully,
Bernard David
Manager, Treasury Department.
Part two is coming tomorrow.
EDIT: Part two is now available here.
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