Last week, the Atheist Society organised a dinner at Veritas. We gave them fair warning, booking out their back room so we would have the place to ourselves.
We’ve eaten there before, and it’s been reasonable.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case on Tuesday. We arrived at 7pm, and after a bit of a delay in just taking the orders – the food didn’t turn up until 9:30pm! We got some snacks and a round of drinks to say sorry, but two and a half hours is just incredible.
Worse, when the food did turn up, a lot of it was burned and badly cooked – Elina’s pie seemingly the only meal that came out of the kitchen as intended. By the time our main courses had arrived and we had eaten, it was going on until 11pm, so we skipped dessert and gave it up as a bad job.

When I first started watching Formula One, I was just a child, and the racing it was between Michael Schumacher, at his peak, and everyone else.
Williams were doing great too, Damon Hill had a far better car than Schumacher’s Benetton, but still the master could not be beaten. Then the MacLaren rose back to peak performance, while Schumacher climbed into a slower Ferrari, and still he was incredible.
It was incredible. Your skill as a driver actually makes very little difference – it is mostly how fast the car you are sitting in can go, that determines how well you do. But Schumacher defied rules.
As a seven times world champion, he is easily one of the greatest Formula One drivers of all time – but that is possibly meaning miserly – perhaps only Ayrton Senna can contest the title of the greatest of all time.
After retiring in 2006, he came back to the sport in 2010, and drove for a further three seasons. He certainly wasn’t at his peak any more – he didn’t have a great car, but he was often beaten by his team mate (who obviously sits in the same car) and made mistakes that resulted in him not finishing races.
But this only makes him more of an inspiration. Why do I think that, when so many people said he was ruining his legacy? Because who cares about that! I want to do what I love in this life and if nobody ever remembers me again after I’m dead – so what?
Not that there is much doubt of that. As Schumacher leaves Formula One for a second time, he does so as someone that will forever remain in the history books of the sport.
As you may be aware, the Humanist Action Group is currently staging its 2012 Holiday Food Drive for local homeless shelters in Leeds.
Next week, Leeds Skeptics hosts a talk entitled “Do we get the legal system we deserve?”, as part of their programme of monthly events.
Unlike a usual Leeds Skeptics event, though, we won’t be taking donations to help cover the cost of running the meeting – that is going to be covered by the organisers. Instead, all money donated will be given to the Holiday Food Drive.
So, if you fancy helping those a little less lucky than ourselves, in a way which simply involves you hearing an interesting talk in a great pub, then come along to the next meeting of Leeds Skeptics! Full details can be found on their website.
What a grand prix season it has been – almost certainly the best in memory!
We started the year with half a dozen different winners in as many races, tyres went on and off like lightening and if you didn’t manage them probably – you could lose it all at the end. Exciting, wheel to wheel racing continued all year.
After all that, we came down to the final race of the year – and the championship race was still open with Vettel and Alonso only a few points from each other! We couldn’t have asked for a more exciting ending. Well, we could have, but it would have been entirely unreasonable.
It did get better though! The first lap, Vettel finds his car facing backwards, but he is able to keep the engine running and now he is on a mission to get right through the field, and catch Alonso to stop him tacking the title away from him.
In the end, he did, and what an amazing end it was. I hope 2013 is just as exciting, even if we are going to have to mange without Jake Humphrey.
If you want a service to start automatically when Gentoo boots up, you need to tell Gentoo to start it. Gentoo looks at /etc/runlevels/boot to see what it needs to run, so all you need to do is add a symlink in here to your init.d script. In this example, I’ll use exim.
cd /etc/runlevels/boot
ln -s /etc/init.d/exim exim
Next time Gentoo boots, it will see exim in the boot directory and run the script. This isn’t just limited to boot either – /etc/runlevels also has directories for shutdown and system initialisation.
Last week, we headed up to Headingley for the Finnish Christmas Carols concert.
It was held at the Lutheran Church in Headingley, and there were around twenty people there, mostly Finns. Mixed in with the hymn, which had an organ for the first time this year (in previous years, they have just sung, without music), they had a short play as well, about how you should be dishonest in order to achieve personal gain (not quite why you would include a play with such a message, but there you go).
I’m not sure about the idea of getting a nation of people famous for being rather introverted to sing, but Elina seemed to enjoy it, so job done I guess.
After, everyone headed into the church house in which there was some Finnish food laid on. There were also feedback forms, in which I suggested it would be great if the church could get wifi installed.
December 2nd, 2012 |
Life
As many of you know, for weeks now, it has been my dream to be the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. So, last week, me, George and Matt headed down to Yorkshire Rams training – a Leeds based American Football team.

It was rather intense – a three hour training session, roughly consisting of an hour of fitness, an hour of technique and an hour of practicing plays. None of us could walk for days after!
It was always going to be an interesting train to London as we went down to attend GRAM. It was a 7:30am train and by 8:30am, the speaker had announced that they had sold out of all beers and ciders!
Who is drinking at that time in the morning? A quick bit of research told me that Leeds were playing away at Millwall today. Leeds and Millwall have a long time rivalry with whose fans can be the biggest hooligans, so it turns out they were going to stop serving all alcohol on trains from 10am anyway.
Not fancying returning in the middle of a large crowd of angry football fans, and given it was only a mere £15 extra (of which I did not expense, of course), we decided to upgrade to first class.
Overall, I’m not sure it’s worth the upgrade cost. The seat is very nice and big, and the complementary food is good, but being on a weekend, isn’t hot, nor is alcohol included. It was also very quiet though, and you do get unlimited wifi included, so maybe it wasn’t too bad.

From time to time, I want to quickly find my favourite That Mitchell & Webb Sound sketch, but there doesn’t seem to be an index of them. So, I’ve done one, for series one at least.
Episode 1
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
Bit of ham on your face |
| 02:33 |
Sex scenes with people yelling “now we know!” |
| 05:12 |
Radio 4 “Sciencey stuff” |
| 08:30 |
Grand piano busker |
| 09:12 |
Wedding vows |
| 11:11 |
Bookshop in someone’s house |
| 12:39 |
Pit ponies |
| 14:27 |
Ross Kemp as Gandi |
| 14:50 |
Hairdressers Sans Frontières |
| 16:45 |
Snooker commentators |
| 18:15 |
Advert for “The Word Master” |
| 19:00 |
Touching Cloth dry cleaning business |
| 22:11 |
Guy who has a band |
| 24:12 |
Party invites: Scooby Gang |
Episode 2
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
The Ring dinner party conversation |
| 02:29 |
Imagine That: baked potato |
| 05:21 |
Flightless birds on an island (dodos) |
| 07:35 |
Radio Switzerland |
| 09:37 |
Hospital announcement: fire |
| 10:02 |
Jason: Make Over City (shopping for socks and a bag) |
| 12:02 |
Snooker commentators: nutty earnest, gold fish |
| 12:57 |
Blokes doing Sex and the City |
| 15:28 |
Hospital announcement: Bomb |
| 15:50 |
Introduction to voodoo |
| 17:34 |
Nice man: park bench |
| 19:18 |
Bad writers: medical drama |
| 21:14 |
Break up advice (planting the crack) |
| 23:29 |
Hospital announcement: dead woman in toilets |
| 23:39 |
Party invites: Bond |
Episode 3
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
Heaven is only for the Amish |
| 02:42 |
Big Talk: Aids pandemic |
| 04:27 |
Castrati (Sopranos parody) |
| 05:51 |
Jason: Sell that house to them |
| 08:50 |
Call centre staffed by children |
| 10:50 |
Rabbit news night |
| 11:40 |
Ignore charity appeals, and buy stuff |
| 12:38 |
Charge of the Light Brigade reading |
| 13:35 |
Welcome to Hufflepuff |
| 15:59 |
Environment – how much stuff can we keep? |
| 19:00 |
Kipling reading, “If” |
| 19:45 |
Jungle book, Mowgli’s parent’s night |
| 21:37 |
Nick Hornby parody |
| 22:29 |
Queen Victoria radio address |
| 23:23 |
Party invites: Hitler |
Episode 4
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
Nature Notes: bird song |
| 03:02 |
Direct credit pensions |
| 04:09 |
Spy who works at vehicle licensing centre in Swansea |
| 05:39 |
Road rescue helpline for broken down car |
| 06:53 |
Downloaded the whole internet |
| 09:24 |
Snooker commentator: drinking during inteval |
| 10:39 |
No hot water in a hotel |
| 11:27 |
Jason: Crap in the loft |
| 14:30 |
Golden anniversary island |
| 15:00 |
Lessons from 18th century France |
| 17:50 |
Sold your novel |
| 18:38 |
Big Talk: is there a god? |
| 20:06 |
Nice doctor |
| 21:26 |
Fishing for cats |
| 23:53 |
Returning jeans because she is too fat |
| 25:36 |
Party invites: Ghandi |
Episode 5
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
Increase in MPs salaries |
| 02:16 |
The Late One: reads letter, sings Gold Finger |
| 04:00 |
Drinks: chat up beer, pity beer |
| 06:19 |
Total pants rap song |
| 07:39 |
Exciting Adventures of Sir Digby Casear Salad |
| 09:42 |
Snooker commentators: Lager is more fizzy |
| 10:46 |
Tram crash safety campaign |
| 12:37 |
The Late One: Domestic violence |
| 14:26 |
Correspondance golf |
| 17:15 |
Life insurance for old people |
| 18:47 |
Writers: spy drama |
| 20:35 |
What do you really think? (Minister’s interview) |
| 21:29 |
The Late One: Lonely, Hilter |
| 23:00 |
Global warming, cold in my flat |
| 24:00 |
Party invites: Darth Vader |
Episode 6
| Time |
Sketch |
| 00:24 |
Shooting take away pizza menu deliverers, Stalin, Hilter |
| 03:12 |
We meet years ago, I’ve written you a song |
| 05:03 |
Porn on 4: Radio 4 review show |
| 06:17 |
Drama about how horrible war is |
| 08:22 |
Jason: Where it is, where it is, where it is |
| 11:31 |
Fisherman catching all the fish |
| 12:04 |
Snooker commentators: Shandy |
| 13:23 |
Splitting a restaurant bill |
| 14:30 |
Posh actor footballers |
| 16:01 |
Ignore BBC3 |
| 16:19 |
Harold Wilson impersonator |
| 16:41 |
Phone call from Mike’s mugger |
| 18:54 |
Can’t remember the word “horse” |
| 20:19 |
57% of people say interest rates have gone up |
| 21:29 |
Red flags in front of cars |
| 21:51 |
Birthday party at a strip club (the crack) |
| 23:18 |
Round table: I could have written your book |
| 23:37 |
Party invites: Oscar Wilde |
This year, I attended GRAM – Group Representatives Annual Meetup, first the first time. GRAM is an event organised by the British Humanist Association, that brings together the leaders of affiliated groups to talks, discussions and ideas.
The event was held at the Quaker headquarters on Euston Road, which turned out to be a really nice building. I was expecting it to be someone bare, given Quakers are often minimalistic, but it was actually very well furnished inside.
While a lot of the talks weren’t that interesting, it was certainly inspiring to hear other group leaders talk about what they have been doing in their group – something like what we used to do at the AHS, where each group would deliver a quick update, would have worked really well.
There were also some heated discussions between some of the BHA representatives and some of the local groups, regarding the much tighter restrictions being placed on local groups by the BHA. For example, if you try to search for your local humanist group, some groups are now excluded from the map.
Overall, it was reasonably useful. It’s somewhat different to how I imagined, and how we run things like Sunrise Conference, but was useful for catching up with the latest developments on a national level.
