Having received an email through regarding the upcoming TKD grading I feel I need to express my appreciation for Mr. Smith’s blunt and to the point style. Allow me to pick out some examples…
2. ‘Ironed’ means that that you get a household electrical appliance called an ‘iron’. If you haven’t seen one or used one get a friend to help. After you have ironed your dobok fold it as neatly as you can to take to class. If you stuff it in your bag it isn’t ‘ironed’ anymore.
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If your dobok is heavily creased or grey or dirty you will be killed before the start of the grading.
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5. If you try to wear any other type of tshirt with a fun/music/anything print on then you will be killed.
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7. ‘I don’t trust the internet’ is something your grandparents would say. I will ridicule you if you say it.
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9. If you completed the form less than 3 weeks ago and you email me to say ‘you said to email you I hadn’t got my licence book through’ I will come to your house and throw bricks through your windows.
10. If you completed the form less than 1 week ago and you email me to say ‘you said to email you I hadn’t got my licence book through’ I will come to your house and kill you in front of your housemates.
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13. Unless you have already been spoken to about an assessed grading and you ask if you can double grade because you missed the last grading then you will be killed and left in the corner of the hall out of the way until the bin men come.
Enjoy your grading and try not to get killed.
Good advice all round I feel :D.
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