Archive for March, 2008

End of the poke wars

Monday, March 17th, 2008 | Friends

To anyone who is currently in some kind of poke war with me over on Facebook.

Congratulations, you win.

I have come to the conclusion it would be wiser to regain the hour after hour of my life wasted poking people back than continue in such activites. I am therefore ending any poke wars I am currently engaged with.

Facebook controls my life

Monday, March 17th, 2008 | Thoughts

Does anyone else miss…

  • Sending a group text round on the spur of the moment rather than planning pub sessions and lunches a week in advance
  • Actually making a stand rather than just creating a group about an issue
  • Talking to people in a social environment rather than writing on their wall
  • Expressing emotions in real life rather than conveying them with an array of emoticons and status changes

And they say I don’t take my degree seriously

Saturday, March 15th, 2008 | Life

I notice Mr. O’Shea is going to the theatre rather than coming to the pub night. I suspect however it’s just a clever ploy to get out of buying me the drink he bet me thatwhen claiming I wouldn’t dare put a lolcat on my FYP during my demonstration to Tony Jenkins at my progress meeting.

Of course, the doubters in DEC-10 were wrong…

Ceiling cat does a cameo in my FYP

The Chris Worfolk Institute of Computing Excellence

Saturday, March 15th, 2008 | Life

I wanted to go out with a bang so I submited this item to the staff student forum agenda. Brandon kindly accepted said submission. Have a peak.

Staff student forum agenda

Roger Boyle our head of school even approved the plan. Although he added that it only really works when the person you name something after has passed away. Still, phase one complete, just phase two to take care of now…

Like a worm on its belly

Saturday, March 15th, 2008 | Life

I got a call from Vodaphone retention this morning.

Suddenly, they can do me the packages for new customers and can even give me the special offers on top of that too. So I now have 500 minutes and unlimited texts and they’ve even gone as far as to throw in free itemised billing (which I already had lol). Best of all they are now doing it £5 a month cheaper than o2.

So I now have a phone on the way from Vodaphone and a phone on the way from o2 as well as my PAC code even though I don’t need it. Messy, messy situation.

So long, farewell, I’ll call you

Saturday, March 15th, 2008 | Life

First of all, such heresy as was rumoured back in January has been put to rest. I remain as ever a Sony Ericsson fanboy. And not just because the contract was £5 cheaper than going with an N95 or P1i. But because I’m old and afraid of change.

I have however officially requested my PAC code from Vodaphone. Much as Kieran ran into problems when he wanted to upgrade his phone when his last contract expired I phoned up Vodaphone to complain that none of their price plans on their website were available from the upgrades process.

The patronising call centre worker explained (well more confirmed my suspicions when I proposed such ideas) that they were only available to new customers. To be honest I thought such practices had now died out but apparently not. I explained to him that the packages being offered to me were “just rubbish” so he passed me through to their promotions department.

Properly implemented CRM systems shine through as always as I began talking to the girl in promotions by giving her my phone number, confirming my full name and address and other security details even though I’d already done that twice this call (once with the automated system when you phone up and once to the guy in upgrades).

She managed to throw me together 150 minutes and 500 texts for £25 a month. However, given o2 were offering the slightly more appealing 400 minutes and 1000 texts for not much more I decided to officially abandon Vodaphone in favour of o2. No doubt I’ll be telling a similar story in 18 months time.

5, 4, 3, 2, what are you waiting for?

Monday, March 10th, 2008 | Thoughts

Traditionally I enjoy my somewhat cryptic blog posts.

Recently though I have begun to reconsider their use. After all, my blog has a public readerbase and really they don’t mean anything to the author. They tend to leave everyone else a little nonplussed.

Sometimes though, your blog simply needs to serve as an emotional release. So this is me, as if driving at the speeds I just drove back at and talking it out with Moz weren’t enough, releasing my anguish onto my blog. You can stop reading here. This really won’t mean anything to you.

But I mean seriously, WTF?

WTF?

It isn’t just me right?

Because the sad truth is I already know. But I don’t want to admit it. Or maybe I geniunely don’t know. But is that the seeds of doubt I wish were there because I’m in denial?

And seriously, why are you still reading?

Mr. Smith is awesome

Sunday, March 9th, 2008 | Thoughts

Having received an email through regarding the upcoming TKD grading I feel I need to express my appreciation for Mr. Smith’s blunt and to the point style. Allow me to pick out some examples…

2. ‘Ironed’ means that that you get a household electrical appliance called an ‘iron’. If you haven’t seen one or used one get a friend to help. After you have ironed your dobok fold it as neatly as you can to take to class. If you stuff it in your bag it isn’t ‘ironed’ anymore.

If your dobok is heavily creased or grey or dirty you will be killed before the start of the grading.

5. If you try to wear any other type of tshirt with a fun/music/anything print on then you will be killed.

7. ‘I don’t trust the internet’ is something your grandparents would say. I will ridicule you if you say it.

9. If you completed the form less than 3 weeks ago and you email me to say ‘you said to email you I hadn’t got my licence book through’ I will come to your house and throw bricks through your windows.

10. If you completed the form less than 1 week ago and you email me to say ‘you said to email you I hadn’t got my licence book through’ I will come to your house and kill you in front of your housemates.

13. Unless you have already been spoken to about an assessed grading and you ask if you can double grade because you missed the last grading then you will be killed and left in the corner of the hall out of the way until the bin men come.

Enjoy your grading and try not to get killed.

Good advice all round I feel :D.

Re: How to save money running a startup

Sunday, March 9th, 2008 | Thoughts

Having been reading the debate regarding Jason Calacanis’ post how to save money running a startup I feel I should step up the mark and take on my usual roll as devil’s advocate.

The first point I would note is that many of the critical responses to Jason are just plain harsh. They seem more like attacks than criticisms.

More overly, though, I agree with a lot of what Jason has to say. The fact is, you do need the people in a startup to work really hard. Whether this is a case of hiring the right people in the first place or getting rid of them when they don’t work hard seems to be irrelevant. Have you seen the failure rates of startups?

Other criticisms seem to be just in denial about the world. Stilgherrian writes that Jason is basically suggesting we should “hold meetings at lunchtime so people never get a mental break from work.” Let’s not pretend most companies don’t do this because most of them do in some form. Work at any office job and chances are you will end up eating lunch at your desk because the company wants you to so you will be thinking about your work all lunch time. It happens at The D too, get this, managers on a night (because there is only one of them) can’t clock out and go off and have a break because there has to be a first aider on shift. So they have to eat their break food in the office. Point is, its nothing new for people to be encouraged to be work focused on their breaks.

I would also dispute the point that the workaholic lifestyle can’t be maintained. I am fully aware there are many arguments to say I don’t work as much as it would seem (uni holidays are long, some work doesn’t really count as work, etc) but I generally do something like a 50-60 hour week and I work every day. Even if you don’t count that, I was working every day over summer doing a real job if you don’t wish to count a full-time degree and again that was doing 50-60+ hour weeks and going weeks on end without a day off. I’m still here, I haven’t exploded yet. Why? Because I love a lot of what I do.

Allen Stern (http://www.centernetworks.com/mahalo-employees-like-prison) seems a bit more supportive but some of the comments seem a little naive to me. Dual screens are like cell phones and dishwashers. You get along fine without them until you actually try them, then you can never go back. Well worth it. Flexible hours is also incredibly important. We geeks, as a people, are not known for our 9-5 lifestyles.

Welcome to the blogosphere

Friday, March 7th, 2008 | Friends

Congratulations to Si who has just being accepted onto my blog roll. His ramblings have been offering some fresh content to my Netvibes on a reasonably regular basis which seems to be somewhat of a rarity these days. On saying that most people have posted within the past week or so. I might do a little pruning of those who haven’t.