That Mitchell & Webb Sound series 1
Friday, November 30th, 2012 | Distractions
From time to time, I want to quickly find my favourite That Mitchell & Webb Sound sketch, but there doesn’t seem to be an index of them. So, I’ve done one, for series one at least.
Episode 1
Time
Sketch
00:24
Bit of ham on your face
02:33
Sex scenes with people yelling “now we know!”
05:12
Radio 4 “Sciencey stuff”
08:30
Grand piano busker
09:12
Wedding vows
11:11
Bookshop in someone’s house
12:39
Pit ponies
14:27
Ross Kemp as Gandi
14:50
Hairdressers Sans Frontières
16:45
Snooker commentators
18:15
Advert for “The Word Master”
19:00
Touching Cloth dry cleaning business
22:11
Guy who has a band
24:12
Party invites: Scooby Gang
Episode 2
Time
Sketch
00:24
The Ring dinner party conversation
02:29
Imagine That: baked potato
05:21
Flightless birds on an island (dodos)
07:35
Radio Switzerland
09:37
Hospital announcement: fire
10:02
Jason: Make Over City (shopping for socks and a bag)
12:02
Snooker commentators: nutty earnest, gold fish
12:57
Blokes doing Sex and the City
15:28
Hospital announcement: Bomb
15:50
Introduction to voodoo
17:34
Nice man: park bench
19:18
Bad writers: medical drama
21:14
Break up advice (planting the crack)
23:29
Hospital announcement: dead woman in toilets
23:39
Party invites: Bond
Episode 3
Time
Sketch
00:24
Heaven is only for the Amish
02:42
Big Talk: Aids pandemic
04:27
Castrati (Sopranos parody)
05:51
Jason: Sell that house to them
08:50
Call centre staffed by children
10:50
Rabbit news night
11:40
Ignore charity appeals, and buy stuff
12:38
Charge of the Light Brigade reading
13:35
Welcome to Hufflepuff
15:59
Environment – how much stuff can we keep?
19:00
Kipling reading, “If”
19:45
Jungle book, Mowgli’s parent’s night
21:37
Nick Hornby parody
22:29
Queen Victoria radio address
23:23
Party invites: Hitler
Episode 4
Time
Sketch
00:24
Nature Notes: bird song
03:02
Direct credit pensions
04:09
Spy who works at vehicle licensing centre in Swansea
05:39
Road rescue helpline for broken down car
06:53
Downloaded the whole internet
09:24
Snooker commentator: drinking during inteval
10:39
No hot water in a hotel
11:27
Jason: Crap in the loft
14:30
Golden anniversary island
15:00
Lessons from 18th century France
17:50
Sold your novel
18:38
Big Talk: is there a god?
20:06
Nice doctor
21:26
Fishing for cats
23:53
Returning jeans because she is too fat
25:36
Party invites: Ghandi
Episode 5
Time
Sketch
00:24
Increase in MPs salaries
02:16
The Late One: reads letter, sings Gold Finger
04:00
Drinks: chat up beer, pity beer
06:19
Total pants rap song
07:39
Exciting Adventures of Sir Digby Casear Salad
09:42
Snooker commentators: Lager is more fizzy
10:46
Tram crash safety campaign
12:37
The Late One: Domestic violence
14:26
Correspondance golf
17:15
Life insurance for old people
18:47
Writers: spy drama
20:35
What do you really think? (Minister’s interview)
21:29
The Late One: Lonely, Hilter
23:00
Global warming, cold in my flat
24:00
Party invites: Darth Vader
Episode 6
Time
Sketch
00:24
Shooting take away pizza menu deliverers, Stalin, Hilter
03:12
We meet years ago, I’ve written you a song
05:03
Porn on 4: Radio 4 review show
06:17
Drama about how horrible war is
08:22
Jason: Where it is, where it is, where it is
11:31
Fisherman catching all the fish
12:04
Snooker commentators: Shandy
13:23
Splitting a restaurant bill
14:30
Posh actor footballers
16:01
Ignore BBC3
16:19
Harold Wilson impersonator
16:41
Phone call from Mike’s mugger
18:54
Can’t remember the word “horse”
20:19
57% of people say interest rates have gone up
21:29
Red flags in front of cars
21:51
Birthday party at a strip club (the crack)
23:18
Round table: I could have written your book
23:37
Party invites: Oscar Wilde
From time to time, I want to quickly find my favourite That Mitchell & Webb Sound sketch, but there doesn’t seem to be an index of them. So, I’ve done one, for series one at least.
Episode 1
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | Bit of ham on your face |
| 02:33 | Sex scenes with people yelling “now we know!” |
| 05:12 | Radio 4 “Sciencey stuff” |
| 08:30 | Grand piano busker |
| 09:12 | Wedding vows |
| 11:11 | Bookshop in someone’s house |
| 12:39 | Pit ponies |
| 14:27 | Ross Kemp as Gandi |
| 14:50 | Hairdressers Sans Frontières |
| 16:45 | Snooker commentators |
| 18:15 | Advert for “The Word Master” |
| 19:00 | Touching Cloth dry cleaning business |
| 22:11 | Guy who has a band |
| 24:12 | Party invites: Scooby Gang |
Episode 2
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | The Ring dinner party conversation |
| 02:29 | Imagine That: baked potato |
| 05:21 | Flightless birds on an island (dodos) |
| 07:35 | Radio Switzerland |
| 09:37 | Hospital announcement: fire |
| 10:02 | Jason: Make Over City (shopping for socks and a bag) |
| 12:02 | Snooker commentators: nutty earnest, gold fish |
| 12:57 | Blokes doing Sex and the City |
| 15:28 | Hospital announcement: Bomb |
| 15:50 | Introduction to voodoo |
| 17:34 | Nice man: park bench |
| 19:18 | Bad writers: medical drama |
| 21:14 | Break up advice (planting the crack) |
| 23:29 | Hospital announcement: dead woman in toilets |
| 23:39 | Party invites: Bond |
Episode 3
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | Heaven is only for the Amish |
| 02:42 | Big Talk: Aids pandemic |
| 04:27 | Castrati (Sopranos parody) |
| 05:51 | Jason: Sell that house to them |
| 08:50 | Call centre staffed by children |
| 10:50 | Rabbit news night |
| 11:40 | Ignore charity appeals, and buy stuff |
| 12:38 | Charge of the Light Brigade reading |
| 13:35 | Welcome to Hufflepuff |
| 15:59 | Environment – how much stuff can we keep? |
| 19:00 | Kipling reading, “If” |
| 19:45 | Jungle book, Mowgli’s parent’s night |
| 21:37 | Nick Hornby parody |
| 22:29 | Queen Victoria radio address |
| 23:23 | Party invites: Hitler |
Episode 4
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | Nature Notes: bird song |
| 03:02 | Direct credit pensions |
| 04:09 | Spy who works at vehicle licensing centre in Swansea |
| 05:39 | Road rescue helpline for broken down car |
| 06:53 | Downloaded the whole internet |
| 09:24 | Snooker commentator: drinking during inteval |
| 10:39 | No hot water in a hotel |
| 11:27 | Jason: Crap in the loft |
| 14:30 | Golden anniversary island |
| 15:00 | Lessons from 18th century France |
| 17:50 | Sold your novel |
| 18:38 | Big Talk: is there a god? |
| 20:06 | Nice doctor |
| 21:26 | Fishing for cats |
| 23:53 | Returning jeans because she is too fat |
| 25:36 | Party invites: Ghandi |
Episode 5
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | Increase in MPs salaries |
| 02:16 | The Late One: reads letter, sings Gold Finger |
| 04:00 | Drinks: chat up beer, pity beer |
| 06:19 | Total pants rap song |
| 07:39 | Exciting Adventures of Sir Digby Casear Salad |
| 09:42 | Snooker commentators: Lager is more fizzy |
| 10:46 | Tram crash safety campaign |
| 12:37 | The Late One: Domestic violence |
| 14:26 | Correspondance golf |
| 17:15 | Life insurance for old people |
| 18:47 | Writers: spy drama |
| 20:35 | What do you really think? (Minister’s interview) |
| 21:29 | The Late One: Lonely, Hilter |
| 23:00 | Global warming, cold in my flat |
| 24:00 | Party invites: Darth Vader |
Episode 6
| Time | Sketch |
|---|---|
| 00:24 | Shooting take away pizza menu deliverers, Stalin, Hilter |
| 03:12 | We meet years ago, I’ve written you a song |
| 05:03 | Porn on 4: Radio 4 review show |
| 06:17 | Drama about how horrible war is |
| 08:22 | Jason: Where it is, where it is, where it is |
| 11:31 | Fisherman catching all the fish |
| 12:04 | Snooker commentators: Shandy |
| 13:23 | Splitting a restaurant bill |
| 14:30 | Posh actor footballers |
| 16:01 | Ignore BBC3 |
| 16:19 | Harold Wilson impersonator |
| 16:41 | Phone call from Mike’s mugger |
| 18:54 | Can’t remember the word “horse” |
| 20:19 | 57% of people say interest rates have gone up |
| 21:29 | Red flags in front of cars |
| 21:51 | Birthday party at a strip club (the crack) |
| 23:18 | Round table: I could have written your book |
| 23:37 | Party invites: Oscar Wilde |