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Monday, November 9th, 2015 | Video

Life as Drew Brees’ backup.

NFL Super Bowl XLIX

Monday, February 16th, 2015 | Sport

Earlier this month saw NFL Super Bowl XLIX take place in Arizona. Normally I would have supported Seattle because they are great organisation, but I was so annoyed that they had knocked out the Green Bay Packers, I was on the side of the Patriots. Of course, now it’s over, you’ll just have to take my word for it.

It was certainly more interesting than last year which finished with a 35 point difference. This one finished with just 4 and when Seattle were driving in the last few minutes, it looks like they would take it. Only a strange decision by the Seahawks to throw, which ended in an interception, saved the Patriots.

That is not to take anything away from the Patriots though. The Belichick Brady team have now won 4 Super Bowl titles making them the most successful coach quarterback combination in NFL history.

Katy Perry’s halftime show was fine.

The crowning glory of the evening was Elina’s Super Bowl cake, featuring a Moomin making a field goal.

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It is definitely time to rename the Redskins

Sunday, June 22nd, 2014 | Religion & Politics

Recently, the US Patent office revoked some of the patents owned by the Washington Redskins because their name was offensive to Native Americans.

This follows on from a long campaign against the american football team to change their name because it is incredibly racist. Earlier this year the National Congress of American Indians launched a new advert to bring the point home.

Of course, it is not really like the point needs to be brought home. It’s obvious. There is simply no way this can be viewed as anything but offensive:

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For example, what happens when you take out one derogatory term for a group of people and put another one in:

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As if anyone would stand for that! It’s time for a name change.

What should they change it to? I’m angling for the Washington Filibusterers.

More thoughts on The Blind Side

Sunday, June 8th, 2014 | Books

I’ve been thinking some more about why I did not find The Blind Side quite as satisfying a read as I had hoped for. I think it is because the story does not really fit together as well as it could have, and thus the ending was a bit of an anticlimax.

The early part of the book set out a clear narrative. The NFL was taking up to the fact that left tackle was a really important position while simultaneously Michael Oher but a quark of fate was both huge and nimble. It was a fairy tale story ready to be put to paper.

Unfortunately, it did not pan out that way.

The NFL had in fact woken up to the value of left tackle well before Michael Oher arrived on the scene. Far from being unique, the league had already sourced a collection of elegant giants to protect their quarterbacks.

He was drafted in 2009 by the Baltimore Ravens and despite trying him out at left tackle, he has spent most of his time on the right. That is not to say he is not an excellent player. The Ravens won the Super Bowl (after the officials refused to call blatant pass interference on what would have been the 49ers winning drive – I’m not bitter about it though) with him in the offensive line. However, re-write the book he did not. Bryant McKinnie was their left tackle.

That is not to detract anything from what is a wonderful story. It was a very moving tale and an enjoyable read.

Super Bowl XLVIII

Wednesday, February 26th, 2014 | Distractions

Well, that was the most boring game ever.

43 – 8. The Seattle Seahawks dominated from the start and never let go. The commentary team quickly began to list reasons not to go to bed in an attempt to keep people watching. Because that is what we were all thinking by the end of the first half.

Luckily one of them said “eat clock” and we got a good 15 minutes of laughter out of that. Very much needed as the half time show did not provide much entertainment. The Red Hot Chili Peppers barely played one song. I am being generous with the term “played” because they did not even plug their guitars in.

Of course the Denver Broncos are used to being humiliated at Super Bowls by NFC West teams. They hold the record for the biggest losing margin when the San Francisco 49ers beat them 55 – 10 in 1990. But it did not make the game any more enjoyable.

Still, I think my buffet worked quite well. Including my Super Bowl Yorkshires…

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I’ll be honest with you – they are a lot like regular Yorkshires…

An early look at the NFL Playoffs

Friday, January 3rd, 2014 | Distractions

NFLPlayoffs_1 The NFL playoffs are finally set! So now it’s time to take a look at each team’s chances to win the Super Bowl based on who they’ll have to play, and where the oddsmakers have them slated. At Betfair online, betting odds are already posted for each team’s likelihood to win the Super Bowl, which gives us a good gauge to use in predicting outcomes. So without further ado, here’s how the match-ups break down, and how each team projects to do.

AFC PLAYOFF PICTURE

(5) Kansas City Chiefs @ (4) Indianapolis Colts
These teams have almost even odds to win the Super Bowl, with the Colts at 33/1 and the Chiefs at 37/1. Given how the Chiefs fell off late in the season, as well as how easily the Colts handled them in Kansas City just a few weeks ago, Indy is the favorite.

(6) San Diego Chargers @ (3) Cincinnati Bengals
At 17/1, the Bengals now have the 6th best overall odds to win the Super Bowl following a 5-1 finish to the season. They have to be considered a strong favorite to knock out San Diego.

TBA @ (1) Denver Broncos
If the preceding match-ups play out as predicted, this match would see the Colts facing a Broncos team with 3/1 odds to win it all. Indy may be one of the only teams to have beaten the Broncos, but in Denver, with Peyton Manning’s offense as hot as it is, the Broncos are heavy favorites.

TBA @ (2) New England Patriots
That would leave the Bengals facing off with the Pats (9/1 odds) in what would be an interesting game. Tom Brady is always a good bet in the playoffs, and with Julian Edelman looking more and more like Wes Welker, the Pats’ offense may be at its best. However, if you’re picking an upset anywhere, the Bengals may be an interesting team to take here.

NFC PLAYOFF PICTURE

(5) San Francisco 49ers @ (4) Green Bay Packers
San Francisco has 10/1 odds to win it all, next to Green Bay’s 22/1 long shot, but due to the strangeness of playoff seeding this game will be in Green Bay. That’s always dangerous, but the 49ers have been strong on the road all season, losing only to Seattle and New Orleans – arguably the two strongest home teams.

(6) New Orleans Saints @ (3) Philadelphia Eagles
Road games are trouble for the Saints, and with the teams at just about even odds – 26/1 for the Saints, and 24/1 for the Eagles – this one should be close. In Philly, that gives the Eagles a slight edge.

TBA @ (1) Seattle Seahawks
If games play out as discussed above, the 49ers would be traveling to Seattle, where they simply haven’t played well in the past couple of seasons. This is budding into a strong rivalry, but we’d give Seattle (with the best odds to win the Super Bowl at 14/5) the nod.

TBA @ (2) Carolina Panthers
Eagles @ Panthers would be an enjoyable game, but the Panthers, with 9/1 Super Bowl odds, ought to have the defense to stop the Eagles, or for that matter anyone else that might get through.

Of course, anything could happen in the end. But the way things are slated, the teams with first round byes look well poised to advance to the semi-finals, with New England perhaps being the most vulnerable should they face Cincinnati. Whatever the case, we’re in for some great football!

It’s cold up north

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013 | Photos

Jacksonville is in Florida, so their cheerleaders probably aren’t used to British temperatures. Indeed, they had to put coats on half way through.

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NFL at Wembley

Tuesday, November 5th, 2013 | Events

At the end of October we went down to Wembley to watch the San Francisco 49ers at the Jacksonville Jaguars.

It was quite worried before going in that the stadium would be so huge I would find it intimidating, but it was actually okay – I found it a lot better than the MEN, despite it holding four or five times as many people. The hot dogs were pretty good. The queues to get into the stadium were annoying.

The game ended 42-10, which was always going to happen given Jacksonville has lost all 8 games this season, and the 49ers went to the Super Bowl last year. It would have been nice if the game had been a little closer, but far more enjoyable than spending all that money to see San Francisco lose.

It moves quite slowly on TV, with them constantly stopping and starting. But that wasn’t the case in the stadium. Between every play there were a band, the cheerleaders doing a dance, scoring from NFL Red Zone or other distractions to keep you entertained. In fact, before I knew what was happening, the game was over!

Here are some photos, albeit taken on my phone:

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The Jaguars ran onto the field with flags twice. This is from the second time; the first time they spelt it “JAGAURS”.

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Also a panorama, click for full size:

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Best touchdown ever?

Wednesday, May 1st, 2013 | Video

The Norris Mock

Friday, April 26th, 2013 | Distractions

The 2013 NFL Draft starts tonight! Prior to the actual draft, a number of people produce a mock draft, showing their predictions as to what teams will draft what players, including Kiper, Scouts Inc and ESPN bloggers.

While I won’t claim to be an expert in NFL drafting, I have produced a mock of my own, showing what would happen if franchises were allowed to draft Chuck Norris. Obviously, being Chuck Norris he would be able to play every position, for all teams simultaneously, and thus this has been reflected in the mock.

Team Round Position Overall Pick
Kansas City Chiefs 1 1 1 Chuck Norris
Jacksonville Jaguars 1 2 2 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders 1 3 3 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 1 4 4 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 1 5 5 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns 1 6 6 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 1 7 7 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 1 8 8 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 1 9 9 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 1 10 10 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 1 11 11 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 1 12 12 Chuck Norris
New York Jets (via TB) 1 13 13 Chuck Norris
Carolina Panthers 1 14 14 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints 1 15 15 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 1 16 16 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 1 17 17 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 1 18 18 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 1 19 19 Chuck Norris
Chicago Bears 1 20 20 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 1 21 21 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams (via WAS) 1 22 22 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 1 23 23 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 1 24 24 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings (via SEA) 1 25 25 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 1 26 26 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 1 27 27 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 1 28 28 Chuck Norris
New England Patriots 1 29 29 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 1 30 30 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 1 31 31 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 1 32 32 Chuck Norris
 
Jacksonville Jaguars 2 1 33 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers (via KC) 2 2 34 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 2 3 35 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 2 4 36 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals (via OAK) 2 5 37 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 2 6 38 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns (Supplemental Draft) 2 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 2 7 39 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 2 8 40 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 2 9 41 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 2 10 42 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2 11 43 Chuck Norris
Carolina Panthers 2 12 44 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints (forfeited) 2 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 2 13 45 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 2 14 46 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 2 15 47 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 2 16 48 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 2 17 49 Chuck Norris
Chicago Bears 2 18 50 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 2 19 51 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 2 20 52 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 2 21 53 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins (via IND) 2 22 54 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 2 23 55 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 2 24 56 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 2 25 57 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 2 26 58 Chuck Norris
New England Patriots 2 27 59 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 2 28 60 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 2 29 61 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 2 30 62 Chuck Norris
 
Kansas City Chiefs 3 1 63 Chuck Norris
Jacksonville Jaguars 3 2 64 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 3 3 65 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders 3 4 66 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 3 5 67 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns 3 6 68 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 3 7 69 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 3 8 70 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 3 9 71 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 3 10 72 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 11 73 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers (via CAR) 3 12 74 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints 3 13 75 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 3 14 76 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 3 15 77 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 3 16 78 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 3 17 79 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 3 18 80 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 3 19 81 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins (via CHI) 3 20 82 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 3 21 83 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 3 22 84 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 3 23 85 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 3 24 86 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 3 25 87 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 3 26 88 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 3 27 89 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 3 28 90 Chuck Norris
New England Patriots 3 29 91 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 3 30 92 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 3 31 93 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 3 32 94 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 3 33 95 Chuck Norris
Kansas City Chiefs 3 34 96 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 3 35 97 Chuck Norris
 
Jacksonville Jaguars 4 1 98 Chuck Norris
Kansas City Chiefs 4 2 99 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders 4 3 100 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 4 4 101 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings (via DET) 4 5 102 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 4 6 103 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns 4 7 104 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 4 8 105 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 4 9 106 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 4 10 107 Chuck Norris
Carolina Panthers 4 11 108 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints 4 12 109 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 4 13 110 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 4 14 111 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4 15 112 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 4 16 113 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 4 17 114 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 4 18 115 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 4 19 116 Chuck Norris
Chicago Bears 4 20 117 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 4 21 118 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 4 22 119 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 4 23 120 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 4 24 121 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 4 25 122 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 4 26 123 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 4 27 124 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 4 28 125 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (via NE) 4 29 126 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 4 30 127 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 4 31 128 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 4 32 129 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 4 33 130 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 4 34 131 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 4 35 132 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 4 36 133 Chuck Norris
 
Kansas City Chiefs 5 1 134 Chuck Norris
Jacksonville Jaguars 5 2 135 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 5 3 136 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 5 4 137 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks (via OAK) 5 5 138 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns 5 6 139 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 5 7 140 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 5 8 141 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 5 9 142 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 5 10 143 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints 5 11 144 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 5 12 145 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 5 13 146 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5 14 147 Chuck Norris
Carolina Panthers 5 15 148 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 5 16 149 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 5 17 150 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 5 18 151 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 5 19 152 Chuck Norris
Chicago Bears 5 20 153 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 5 21 154 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 5 22 155 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 5 23 156 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers (via IND) 5 24 157 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 5 25 158 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 5 26 159 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 5 27 160 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 5 28 161 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins (via NE) 5 29 162 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 5 30 163 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns (via SF) 5 31 164 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 5 32 165 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 5 33 166 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 5 34 167 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 5 35 168 Chuck Norris
 
Jacksonville Jaguars 6 1 169 Chuck Norris
Kansas City Chiefs 6 2 170 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 6 3 171 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders 6 4 172 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers (from CLE, via PHI) 6 5 173 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals 6 6 174 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns 6 7 175 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders (from ARI, via MIN, TEN) 6 8 176 Chuck Norris
Buffalo Bills 6 9 177 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 6 10 178 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 6 11 179 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers (via MIA) 6 12 180 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6 13 181 Chuck Norris
Carolina Panthers 6 14 182 Chuck Norris
New Orleans Saints 6 15 183 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 6 16 184 Chuck Norris
Dallas Cowboys 6 17 185 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 6 18 186 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 6 19 187 Chuck Norris
Chicago Bears 6 20 188 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 6 21 189 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 6 22 190 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 6 23 191 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 6 24 192 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 6 25 193 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 6 26 194 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 6 27 195 Chuck Norris
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from PHI via DEN) 6 28 196 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals (via NE) 6 29 197 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 6 30 198 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens (via SF) 6 31 199 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 6 32 200 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 6 33 201 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 6 34 202 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 6 35 203 Chuck Norris
Kansas City Chiefs 6 36 204 Chuck Norris
Oakland Raiders 6 37 205 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 6 38 206 Chuck Norris
 
Kansas City Chiefs 7 1 207 Chuck Norris
Jacksonville Jaguars 7 2 208 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals (via OAK) 7 3 209 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 7 4 210 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 7 5 211 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles (via CLE) 7 6 212 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings (via ARI) 7 7 213 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings (via BUF/SEA) 7 8 214 Chuck Norris
New York Jets 7 9 215 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 7 10 216 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 7 11 217 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles (via TB) 7 12 218 Chuck Norris
Arizona Cardinals (via OAK) 7 13 219 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks (via NO) 7 14 220 Chuck Norris
San Diego Chargers 7 15 221 Chuck Norris
St. Louis Rams 7 16 222 Chuck Norris
Pittsburgh Steelers 7 17 223 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins (via DAL) 7 18 224 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 7 19 225 Chuck Norris
New England Patriots (via CHI/TB) 7 20 226 Chuck Norris
Cleveland Browns (via SF) 7 21 227 Chuck Norris
Washington Redskins 7 22 228 Chuck Norris
Minnesota Vikings 7 23 229 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 7 24 230 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 7 25 231 Chuck Norris
Green Bay Packers 7 26 232 Chuck Norris
Houston Texans 7 27 233 Chuck Norris
Denver Broncos 7 28 234 Chuck Norris
New England Patriots 7 29 235 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 7 30 236 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 7 31 237 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 7 32 238 Chuck Norris
Philadelphia Eagles 7 33 239 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 7 34 240 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 7 35 241 Chuck Norris
Seattle Seahawks 7 36 242 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 7 37 243 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 7 38 244 Chuck Norris
Detroit Lions 7 39 245 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 7 40 246 Chuck Norris
Baltimore Ravens 7 41 247 Chuck Norris
Tennessee Titans 7 42 248 Chuck Norris
Atlanta Falcons 7 43 249 Chuck Norris
Miami Dolphins 7 44 250 Chuck Norris
Cincinnati Bengals 7 45 251 Chuck Norris
San Francisco 49ers 7 46 252 Chuck Norris
New York Giants 7 47 253 Chuck Norris
Indianapolis Colts 7 48 254 Chuck Norris