Posts Tagged ‘bears’

FinnStore Self Storage

Saturday, July 11th, 2015 | News


Now that I will soon be marrying into a large estate, I’m pleased to announce my new business venture, FinnStore Self Storage.

Why pay Leeds city centre prices for self storage? We will beat their quotes and provide an even better experience. Self storage solutions for all sizes available at our site in Laitila.

Top features:

  • Unlimited room – the sky is the limit when there is no roof!
  • 24-7 access – simply fly to Finland, take the three hour drive to Laitila and access your stuff anytime
  • Theft-proof – nobody is going to make the 18 hour round trip to steal your worthless possessions
  • During the winter your items will be protected by a thick covering of ice and snow
  • Tough security – the area is regularly patrolled by bears and wolverines
  • Minimal chance of your documents being eaten by an elk thanks to our newly installed “no elk” signs

Contact us now to get a 80% introductory discount on your first 6 hours of storage!

Bear soup

Thursday, August 21st, 2014 | Photos


Made with real bear.

It is actually quite a good meat to eat as they are not factory farmed and only killed to control the population (in Finland, I can’t speak for other countries).


Friday, August 16th, 2013 | Photos

Helsinki Zoo has some wonderful bears.