There has been a murder at my house! Ok, we are not totally sure yet but we have strong reasons to beleive that is what happened. Our last gold fish is missing presumed dead! And all the signs point to murder most foul. Today Nerd Federation shall officially have a day of mourning.
Ya see this was no ordinary goldfish. It was a highly evolved canbial goldfish pet. We have never fed our goldfish, they find enough food in the pond. Or this one did, it was huge; really fat. And all the other fish disappeared – they didn’t die, they just disappeared. Obviously eaten by the king goldfish.
So this goldfish has been alone for a year or two. It really is that old I mean this thing is like nearly as old as me. Ok now that old but I recon it was pushing ten years old easily! And now it is dead a – someone accross the road said they found a big fat goldfish about a week ago – all the clues add up!
That goldfish was my only pet. I mean sure this gives me an excuse to get an Aibo but an Aibo is go generic. Who else had a cannibal goldfish that waited more than Dean and even allowed you to stroke it (no BS, you could actually reach into the pond and stroke it with one finger)?
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