I can’t beleive there are still people out there who think Kirk is better than Picard. I was running a search on Google for reasons why Picard is better than Kirk and it kept coming up with huge lists of why it is the opposite. What are those people thinking, it clearly isn’t that way. I mean Picard never got chucked out of being an admiral.
This brings me back to Neil Goldman’s presentation on Family Guy. And as his teacher correctly pointed out, "everybody knows Picard is the superior officer." I mean just take a look at these 101 reasons why Picard is better than Kirk. And that is on Pathcom.com so although I haven’t heard of the site before, the way I said it means that you can’t dispute it.
Plus I was reading things like this, Kirk Vs. Picard which gives 101 reasons why Kirk is the best:
76. Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.
Dixon Hill was sorted!
70. Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.
Watch the Next Generation episode where Scotty returns – who was it who gave Guinan her selection of real alchol? Picard!
44. Picard never met Joan Collins
How is that a bad thing?
15. Kirk would never touch SYNTHAHOL
Again, Picard brought a load of alchol aboard for Guinan
4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn’t even impressed
It wasn’t god, as was correctly mentioned, what would God want with a starship?
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