Ok so Chuck Norris can do anything right? There is nothing he can’t do. That’s assumption one.
Assumption two, when Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down.
However this causes a conflict as the dictionary definition of a push-up is “pushes the body up” [1] therefore Chuck technically isn’t doing a push-up as he isn’t pushing the body up. But the idea that he therefore can’t actually do a push-up contradicts assumption one.
Hmmm.
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