Archive for the ‘Gossip’ Category

I just got a phone call with the latest hot gossip direct from the lips of an insider informing us that Kieran and Heather are now officially “in a relationship.”

As well as the insider gossip, they also have now changed their Facebook status to “in a relationship” with eath other listed.

Ok, everyone together now, “awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

Someone has to comment on this. Kieran and Heather! Heather lives next door to Kieran and she shares the same music interest as Keiran and all that jazz. Fair enough you may say, not much going on there but then on Saturday night, Kieran turned down watching Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in order to spend time with Heather! That’s crazy, everyone knows Lara is queen of everything (as well she should be). It’s only a matter of time until they start dating when one changes their Facebook connection to “in relationship with” and the other accepts it.

While I’m posting about other people I also want to comment on Matt’s post concerning the Llama. Let’s clarify a few things. I didn’t get sick of the Llama. Everyone else did but I’ve always loved the Llama even with their “other” customers and lack of food. It’s still like the nicest bar in Leeds.

Last year Ash had 4 jobs. That’s a lot of jobs. I’m presuming he still has them all. He was also president of CompSoc (he had to step down because he is involved in a court case or two but was going to do the work for it) and he has a girlfriend. How does he manage all this in his 3rd year? He can’t be doing that much uni work. So how is he planning to pass? Sleeping with Jill maybe?

Despite Maths Chris’s attempt to conceal his late night antics, Sarann noticed that he had aquired a hickey of recent. It’s somewhat of a change to the traditional scarring inflicted by B but nether the less fits with the pattern of her obsession with affecting raw flesh.

Think about it. If Claire and Phil were going to get together, Thursday night would have been the night. There was just those two and Michelle who was drunk which regardless of the fact she has a good memory while drunk still looses creditability in said state. Claire was tispy by the time we left The Old Bar and they continued drinking for hours at Strawberry Fields and if you are going to get plastered anywhere a cocktail bar is one of the most likely places. Plus it’s a long standing fact Claire thinks Phil is very attractive. It just seems like all the pieces fit.

Is there something going on between Dan and Si? I mean, I know Dan is married and all but it was clearly a scam wedding as neither me or Sarann were invited. And the whole having a kid thing could be a cover too. Was it even Si we were rumouring about? I know it was someone we placed with Dan and I suspect it was Si but it could have been someone else. So many questions, so few answers.

I feel I need to eleborate on this subject. It was no freak occurance they spent the entire weekend together. During the week last week they also spent 7 hours one night doing arty things (Claire was doing a charity art show dealie) and the time included a romantic mealish at the Moorish restaurant.

They have also been planning getaways together including a sea side trip and looking over history lets not forget the time they ended up in Skipton. It’s a long history indeed. Kieran is also planning to go skiing at Christmas and Claire is going to Japan next year - I’m sure we can all see the connection there.

I’ve created a new category for SoC Gossip. So yeah, coming soon!